President George Bush made a call to the new Prime minister of India
and talked to him for eight whole minutes. Many, the world over wonder
what transpired.

“Hello Manmohan, this is Man George!”

“I do not know any man George, sorry you have the wrong number.”

“Wait a minute this is President Bush.”

“Ah Bush Sahib you are fooling me, why are you saying man George?”

“Because you are saying Man Mohan?”

“But Bush Sahib, my name is Manmohan.”

“My dear Mohan do you think you have a right to such name? Do you know
I am more man than anyone else in the world? Do you know what I did to
Saddam, did you see what I did to Afghanistan?”

“Yes Mr Bush.”

“Did you see what I did to them prisoners?”

“I am aware of what your soldiers did to the Iraqi prisoners Mr Bush.”

“Excellent! You saw those pictures? Only a man like me could have men
who could do such things!”

“Yes Mr Bush.”

“Now are you convinced I am a man’s man?”

“Yes Mr Bush.”

“So will you please knock off the ‘man’ before your name, it belongs to me.”

“I’m afraid it’s a little too late in the day for that Mr Bush.”

“You going to keep yer name as Mr Manmohan?”

“No Mr Bush, its Dr. Manmohan..!”

“Where d’ya get the doctor from?”

“Cambridge Mr Bush.”

“You trying to show off?”

“No Mr Bush.”

“Then why you trying to tell the world you are better than me?”

“Mr Bush I have no such pretensions.”

“Am I a doctor?”

“I have no idea Mr Bush.”

“Do I look like a doctor?”

“Certainly not Mr Bush.”

“Then you can’t be one.”

“I’m sorry Mr Bush but Cambridge of England gave me the doctorate.”

“I’ll talk to Tony, he’ll get it removed for you. Does all my dirty work.”

“Thankyou Mr Bush, may I go back to running my country?”

“What about the ‘man’ part?”

“Why don’t you also call yourself Man Bush?”

“Nah I don’t want to copy you. Bad enough I been named after my dad, I
don’t want them callin’ me Man junior after you! You got any other
suggestions?”

“What about Bushman?”