idea………………….
October 22, 2007 
Today’s Joke: Bush and Manmohan’s Tel Conversation
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President George Bush made a call to the new Prime minister of India
and talked to him for eight whole minutes. Many, the world over wonder
what transpired.
“Hello Manmohan, this is Man George!”
“I do not know any man George, sorry you have the wrong number.”
“Wait a minute this is President Bush.”
“Ah Bush Sahib you are fooling me, why are you saying man George?”
“Because you are saying Man Mohan?”
“But Bush Sahib, my name is Manmohan.”
“My dear Mohan do you think you have a right to such name? Do you know
I am more man than anyone else in the world? Do you know what I did to
Saddam, did you see what I did to Afghanistan?”
“Yes Mr Bush.”
“Did you see what I did to them prisoners?”
“I am aware of what your soldiers did to the Iraqi prisoners Mr Bush.”
“Excellent! You saw those pictures? Only a man like me could have men
who could do such things!”
“Yes Mr Bush.”
“Now are you convinced I am a man’s man?”
“Yes Mr Bush.”
“So will you please knock off the ‘man’ before your name, it belongs to me.”
“I’m afraid it’s a little too late in the day for that Mr Bush.”
“You going to keep yer name as Mr Manmohan?”
“No Mr Bush, its Dr. Manmohan..!”
“Where d’ya get the doctor from?”
“Cambridge Mr Bush.”
“You trying to show off?”
“No Mr Bush.”
“Then why you trying to tell the world you are better than me?”
“Mr Bush I have no such pretensions.”
“Am I a doctor?”
“I have no idea Mr Bush.”
“Do I look like a doctor?”
“Certainly not Mr Bush.”
“Then you can’t be one.”
“I’m sorry Mr Bush but Cambridge of England gave me the doctorate.”
“I’ll talk to Tony, he’ll get it removed for you. Does all my dirty work.”
“Thankyou Mr Bush, may I go back to running my country?”
“What about the ‘man’ part?”
“Why don’t you also call yourself Man Bush?”
“Nah I don’t want to copy you. Bad enough I been named after my dad, I
don’t want them callin’ me Man junior after you! You got any other
suggestions?”
“What about Bushman?”
“Yeah that sounds great. Bushman like in Aborigine Gee doc you sure
got brains. Manmohan Singh and Bushman George.”
October 5, 2007 
NCR Offers Dual-Core Technology For Self-Service ATMs
October 5, 2007 
NCR Corporation has announced it will offer Intel dual-core processor technology in NCR’s automated teller machines (ATMs) and point-of-sale (POS) solutions.
Newly-ordered ATMs will now feature Intel dual-core processors, with upgrade kits available for the existing NCR Personas range.
NCR has collaborated with Intel to implement this new technology across NCR’s broader range of products, including its next generation POS terminal, the NCR RealPOS 80XRT, introduced earlier this year.
The addition of the Intel dual-core processors into NCR’s ATM and NCR RealPOS lines claims to make self-service transactions run faster and smoother, while providing a platform for the next generation of consumer experience and high-impact graphics.
Alan Chow, chief technology officer for NCR, said, “The market has quickly recognised the value of the new dual-core technology in providing enhanced power savings while still maximising performance, scalability and investment protection for the future. Leading financial institutions and retail businesses worldwide are seeking ways to decrease carbon footprints and conserve resources while enhancing the efficiencies of technologies and processes within their reach. The energy savings now available by integrating dual-core technology within NCR ATMs and RealPOS solutions is just one of the ways NCR is helping our customers achieve a vision of sustainability.”
technical defin……
Now sumthing about this dude called aayush
I am a person wit high resonating frequency which makes my impedence way too high……My conductance is quite low and I can detect small changes in the flux of others behaviour…..My brain is a rectangular hyperbola and I endeavour to increase my intellectuality in a Geometric progression………AS VISIBLE I AM FRUSTRATED WIT STUDIES…
AB JOOKHNA NAHI…….
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| Indian Consumer durables Industry is growing at a rapid pace. Price Affordability, Product Awareness and availability have helped the industry players to generate great business. But doing business in Indian Market is not easy. Continuous improvement in Product quality and post sales service at affordable price is common to all Consumer durable manufacturers across Industry. But the company which would introduce innovative product, with unique technology and provide convenience by satisfying them with something new would surely attract customers. Haier Appliances which is one of the largest Home Appliances brand in the world. Haier is known worldwide for “inspiring the living” of customers with the unique and patented product Bottom Mounted Refrigerators. While taking a first look at this product it looks like somebody has reversed the product, but that is not the case. In- fact the two sections, Refrigerator and Freezer has been interchanged. This idea has really hit the market, because the refrigerator section has usage of 80% and freezer section has 20% usage, because this product is upside down 80% times the customer doesn’t have to bend. The customers of this refrigerator are those who really care for their family. Mr. Chayan, customer of Haier BMR says “. His wife is expecting a child bending is not good for her, it is easy for her to use this refrigerator ， he bought a BMR because he had heard that one does not have to bend. I took the decision to buy Haier BMR because of my wife.”. Besides this there are other features that are different from the conventional Frost Free like the VC fresh technology. This technology keeps the fruits and the vegetables fresher for a longer period of time. |
| Ms. Radha who bought Haier because of its spacious design. She was quite surprised when she found that the Vegetable box size of 240 ltr BMR is larger than the 270 ltr normal Double Door Refrigerator. Mr. Sanjeev says “as the compressor and vegetable box is downwards in normal two door refrigerators, and Vegetable Box is upwards in the BMR, the Compressor doesn’t occupy space of Vegetable box which is upward in the BMR, which it generally occupies in the Normal two door Frost Free Refrigerators”. |
| This product has done wonders worldwide and considering the kind of requirement Indian customer has, in the days to come it will surely add more Customers in its kitty and inspire people to live with uniqueness in India. |
| Haier BMR has drawn a considerable amount of attention from the customers who have appreciated this concept and are using this technology to express their caring nature towards their families. This is a truly a family refrigerator. |
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